The two of you are on your bed and things have gotten pretty heated up. A hungry passion has engulfed you both and you are going at each other like lions at prey. Legs intertwined, heartbeats raised, wet kisses leaving trails of pleasure all over, and before you know it, you are torn apart with an urgency to be inside her. You roll her over and put her in the driver’s seat and hand over the controls to her. She begins the punishing, steady rhythm and while you grab her buttocks, she leans back, waaaaaay back, to have her insides massaged by your shaft.
And there, while she is going at it all wild and fervent, you hear a soft Crack! and instant darkness fills your vision with an excruciating pain in your john. That, dear friend, could be a Penile Fracture that you just suffered. Yes fractures in the penis are possible, even though there are no bones in there. The blood carrying vessels and the erogenous tissues may suffer a fracture during sex if a huge amount of blunt force is applied to the organ. In the Brazilian city of Campinas 44 men checked themselves into hospitals over a period of 13 years, each time with a case of penile fracture either from hot romps in bed or from vigorous manipulation of the delicate organ.
Alan Parke from Ireland described it as the ‘worst pain’ he’d ever experienced in his life. Parke heard the crack while having sex with his girlfriend, which was then followed by blinding pain. He thankfully, rushed to the hospital where he spent eight weeks with his schlong in a sling. He is fully recovered now, and we don’t think he is going to vote for the cowgirl position any time soon, since the unfortunate accident happened with his girlfriend Clarissa on top. (Source)
A new study on penile fractures concludes that 50% of this accident occurs when people have sex with the woman on top, aka Cowgirl style.
With the woman on top, you lose control over the movements, magnifying the risk of injuring your member as the woman thrusts on you from above. The extra pressure from her pelvic bone may not be too favourable for the penis, and may cause a rupture in the blood vessels that cause the erection.
This got me thinking about other hot sex positions that could potentially be dangerous for the man, and I drew up a list of such positions. The Cowgirl undoubtedly is one of the hottest positions with the woman controlling the pressure on her clitoris and vaginal walls, but that also puts you in a position where you cannot stop the action the moment you have an unfamiliar sensation on your john.
Here are some other Hot Sex Positions that may go wrong and cause a penile fracture.
This got me thinking about other hot sex positions that could potentially be dangerous for the man, and I drew up a list of such positions. The Cowgirl undoubtedly is one of the hottest positions with the woman controlling the pressure on her clitoris and vaginal walls, but that also puts you in a position where you cannot stop the action the moment you have an unfamiliar sensation on your john.
Here are some other Hot Sex Positions that may go wrong and cause a penile fracture.
# The Doggy Style
Yes, I know it is hard to accept that the wild, hot sex position that puts you in a position of command over your lady can quickly turn pleasure to pain. And not of course of the good kind. However you have her on her knees, either on the ground, the bed or the couch, the Doggie style besides being incredibly sexy, is also potentially dangerous for your penis. Because, while you are riding her from the back and she is moaning in ecstasy from your thrusts, the last thing you’d be thinking is that a blood vessel may snap from the sheer force.
# The Kitchen Kink
It’s great to reach and grab her twins from the back while she is stewing the broth in the kitchen, and take things from there. The kitchen counter top kink style of having sex is unbeatably one of the hottest, since it is so spontaneous and off-the-cuff, but it comes with its share of dangers too! While you hitch her up on the counter top and position yourself in between her legs, you are also putting your willy in a position to meet with an accident any time. The sex gets really, really hot in this position and you won’t obviously be thinking how the next thrust could end up connecting your shaft to the concrete shelf, but that is how the fantasy of a kitchen romp could quickly turn into your worst nightmare. Be careful while performing this stunt with your pecker!
# The Reverse Cowgirl
This one’s just as dangerous as the Cowgirl, only more. In this position the shaft gets pulled in a downward direction with your lady facing away from you, causing unnecessary stress on your member. Add to it the weight of a grown woman slamming down her entire body weight on poor john, it doesn't quite add up to be a healthy option for you, or your john. Yes, again it is incredibly hot, so exercise caution when you get her to ride your rod. Instead of leaning forward, have your woman lean back towards your chest in this position. This reduces the amount of trauma your cum gun faces from her cooter.
# The Lap Dance
This sex position allows for a lot of intimacy for both of you and while this can serve as a real treat for you, it could quickly catapult into a tricky situation if your woman isn't being careful with her movements. Like the Reverse Cowgirl this position too puts your joystick in a compromising situation and hands over the controls of the ride to your woman. By all means, let her put on her performer shoes and heat up the action for the night, but ask her not to get too acrobatic on the fun stick!
# The Standing Missionary
As you hold her up and bounce her up and down your schlong, one miscalculated thrust can end the show for the night. Though this is just like good ol’ Missionary, only you do all of it standing. Despite you being in charge in this position, the movement could go wrong and end up in you poking her in a wrong position. Not only that, your knees could give way too, apart from you losing your grip on your woman. It won’t be a good idea for the both of you to land on the floor with a loud thud, bringing the feverish hot movements to a crushing, and crashing end.
Which then is the safest sex position? According to the study, not surprisingly, the Missionary position is the safest. With the woman below you, and the mattress beneath her, the thrusts are cushioned and can never get out of hand. This has the least chances of fracturing your penis.
What then, about adding more excitement to bedroom fun? To spice up play, sexperts say you can use a variety of sex toys made for couples and make the extra vibration a part of your sex life. But if you must try out these adventurous positions in bed, on a couch, or on a chair, do please exercise caution. Else you could end up in the ER before you know it!
